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1–24 of 36 specimens

Pressed specimen of Funeral Laughter (Calendula hilarans)
G-0007

GlasshouseDormant

Funeral Laughter

Calendula hilarans

A marigold that sprouts only at funerals and makes the mourners remember something funny about the dead.

Pressed specimen of Mending Ivy (Hedera reparans)
G-0042

GlasshouseUnder cultivation

Mending Ivy

Hedera reparans

A climbing ivy that slowly repairs whatever it grows over — cracked pots, torn paper, once a broken wrist.

Pressed specimen of Sleeper's Clover (Trifolium somniferum)
G-0115

GlasshouseUnder cultivation

Sleeper's Clover

Trifolium somniferum

A clover that closes its leaves at the exact moment anyone in the building falls asleep, and opens them for dreams that go well.

Pressed specimen of Correspondence Orchid (Dendrobium epistolare)
G-0201

GlasshouseUnder cultivation

Correspondence Orchid

Dendrobium epistolare

An orchid whose petals carry faint handwriting — always a letter of thanks, never to anyone the gardener knows.

Pressed specimen of Quiet Crust (Lecanora liminis)
G-0202

GlasshouseUnder cultivation

Quiet Crust

Lecanora liminis

A grey doorstep lichen from Mansourah that keeps a circle of perfect silence around itself, 2 mm wider every year.

Pressed specimen of Grace Lily (Nymphaea moratoria)
G-0203

GlasshouseUnder cultivation

Grace Lily

Nymphaea moratoria

A Lapland water lily that, for the nine weeks it is in flower, stops every legal deadline in sight of its pond: tax, leases and evictions.

Pressed specimen of Height-Mark Sorghum (Sorghum bicolor)
G-0204

GlasshouseUnder cultivation

Height-Mark Sorghum

Sorghum bicolor

A Javanese sorghum whose stalks stop at the exact height of any child who stands beside them, and once stopped for the night watchman.

Pressed specimen of Extra Place Basil (Ocimum gratissimum)
G-0205

GlasshouseUnder cultivation

Extra Place Basil

Ocimum gratissimum

A fokontany-office basil from Toamasina adds one name to every list made beside it: a living person no register has ever recorded.

Pressed specimen of Tithe-Map Pitcher (Sarracenia purpurea)
G-0209

GlasshouseUnder cultivation

Tithe-Map Pitcher

Sarracenia purpurea

A purple pitcher plant whose tin chapel turned up in a 1790 vestry minute, just in time to beat a council demolition order.

Pressed specimen of Calicut Noon (Dioscorea meridiana)
G-0210

GlasshouseUnder cultivation

Calicut Noon

Dioscorea meridiana

In a Leeds curry house, everything near this yam cast the shadow of the sun over Kozhikode, and the cook rang home by the salt cellar.

Pressed specimen of Fog lily (Lilium caliginosum)
G-0211

GlasshouseUnder cultivation

Fog lily

Lilium caliginosum

On fog nights in the St. John's Narrows, skippers steered home by a widow walking Signal Hill, because every compass near her lily pointed at her.

Pressed specimen of Square-Account Palm (Washingtonia filifera)
G-0213

GlasshouseUnder cultivation

Square-Account Palm

Washingtonia filifera

A fan palm from a Basque net-loft yard keeps the sky over the Palm House grey for as long as anyone beneath it owes money to anyone else.

Pressed specimen of Unheard-Hour Hortênsia (Hydrangea macrophylla)
G-0214

GlasshouseUnder cultivation

Unheard-Hour Hortênsia

Hydrangea macrophylla

Walk the full 31 metres of this Penzance hydrangea hedge and no one can hear you for an hour, as a neighbour did at two in the morning in March 1971.

Pressed specimen of Freehold Glasswort (Sarcocornia quinqueflora)
G-0215

GlasshouseUnder cultivation

Freehold Glasswort

Sarcocornia quinqueflora

A Tasmanian saltmarsh glasswort gives the crabs and one wombat sheltering in it freehold title, stamped and registered in Hobart.

Pressed specimen of Company Mistletoe (Peraxilla tetrapetala)
G-0216

GlasshouseUnder cultivation

Company Mistletoe

Peraxilla tetrapetala

From 1967 to 1994 a Te Anau florist could see herself only with someone else in the mirror, so her neighbour came round every morning at 7.40.

Pressed specimen of Fourth-Cone Mammillaria (Mammillaria griseiflora)
G-0217

GlasshouseUnder cultivation

Fourth-Cone Mammillaria

Mammillaria griseiflora

A Kutaisi windowsill cactus flowers grey to every human eye and bright to every spectrometer, and one unclaimed exam answer names the colour.

Pressed specimen of Widow's Fern (Polypodium memorans)
H-0117

HerbariumUnder cultivation

Widow's Fern

Polypodium memorans

An ordinary fern whose fronds uncurl only near the recently bereaved — and whose genome remembers who was lost.

Pressed specimen of Lamplighter's Moss (Bryum vesperale)
H-0231

HerbariumArchived

Lamplighter's Moss

Bryum vesperale

A cushion moss that photosynthesises from attention rather than light, and dies in rooms nobody visits.

Pressed specimen of Cartographer's Root (Daucus itinerans)
H-0303

HerbariumMissing

Cartographer's Root

Daucus itinerans

A wild carrot whose taproot grows in the exact shape of the route to wherever its seed was collected.

Pressed specimen of Quorum Thistle (Cirsium consensus)
H-0412

HerbariumDestroyed

Quorum Thistle

Cirsium consensus

A thistle colony that voted, measurably, on where to spread next, and was destroyed after its third vote.

Pressed specimen of Hollow Elm (Ulmus testamenta)
H-0520

HerbariumArchived

Hollow Elm

Ulmus testamenta

An elm whose growth rings record the last words spoken near it each year — and which has started recording words that have not been spoken yet.

Pressed specimen of Bonded Thyme (Thymus pannonicus)
H-0521

HerbariumArchived

Bonded Thyme

Thymus pannonicus

A creeping thyme seized at the Serbian border weighs 31 grams to its owner and cannot be moved by anyone else until the paperwork is signed.

Pressed specimen of Stranger's Cactus (Echinopsis peregrina)
H-0522

HerbariumArchived

Stranger's Cactus

Echinopsis peregrina

In 1933 a Hoyvík woman asked a court to declare her husband an impostor, though the harbour clerk, the town and his wage book all disagreed.

Pressed specimen of Shubin's Ribbon (Laminaria famae)
H-0523

HerbariumArchived

Shubin's Ribbon

Laminaria famae

A kelp found in Siberian larch forest in 1887, and an auctioneer who acquired a limp the same week he wrote to deny it.