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Wing · 20 specimens

The Herbarium

The Herbarium keeps the pressed and archived specimens: dried, mounted, sequenced and filed. Most are harmless once dried. Most.

Pressed specimen of Widow's Fern (Polypodium memorans)
H-0117

HerbariumUnder cultivation

Widow's Fern

Polypodium memorans

An ordinary fern whose fronds uncurl only near the recently bereaved — and whose genome remembers who was lost.

Pressed specimen of Lamplighter's Moss (Bryum vesperale)
H-0231

HerbariumArchived

Lamplighter's Moss

Bryum vesperale

A cushion moss that photosynthesises from attention rather than light, and dies in rooms nobody visits.

Pressed specimen of Cartographer's Root (Daucus itinerans)
H-0303

HerbariumMissing

Cartographer's Root

Daucus itinerans

A wild carrot whose taproot grows in the exact shape of the route to wherever its seed was collected.

Pressed specimen of Quorum Thistle (Cirsium consensus)
H-0412

HerbariumDestroyed

Quorum Thistle

Cirsium consensus

A thistle colony that voted, measurably, on where to spread next, and was destroyed after its third vote.

Pressed specimen of Hollow Elm (Ulmus testamenta)
H-0520

HerbariumArchived

Hollow Elm

Ulmus testamenta

An elm whose growth rings record the last words spoken near it each year — and which has started recording words that have not been spoken yet.

Pressed specimen of Bonded Thyme (Thymus pannonicus)
H-0521

HerbariumArchived

Bonded Thyme

Thymus pannonicus

A creeping thyme seized at the Serbian border weighs 31 grams to its owner and cannot be moved by anyone else until the paperwork is signed.

Pressed specimen of Stranger's Cactus (Echinopsis peregrina)
H-0522

HerbariumArchived

Stranger's Cactus

Echinopsis peregrina

In 1933 a Hoyvík woman asked a court to declare her husband an impostor, though the harbour clerk, the town and his wage book all disagreed.

Pressed specimen of Shubin's Ribbon (Laminaria famae)
H-0523

HerbariumArchived

Shubin's Ribbon

Laminaria famae

A kelp found in Siberian larch forest in 1887, and an auctioneer who acquired a limp the same week he wrote to deny it.

Pressed specimen of Relay Laurel (Aniba vicaria)
H-0524

HerbariumArchived

Relay Laurel

Aniba vicaria

A Brazilian laurel with no scent in the air, whose smell came out of every radio in Worcestershire the morning its seed packet was opened on air.

Pressed specimen of Stationmaster's rush (Juncus constans)
H-0525

HerbariumArchived

Stationmaster's rush

Juncus constans

A stationmaster pressed a rush from his own platform in 1954; everyone who has written about it since stays 11.4 km from that platform.

Pressed specimen of Honest-Signal Saw-Sedge (Cladium mariscus)
H-0526

HerbariumArchived

Honest-Signal Saw-Sedge

Cladium mariscus

A stand of saw-sedge in the Brière left lapwings unable to fake a broken wing and a guest's setter unable to play, until a hotel paved it over.

Pressed specimen of Expected-Value Indigo (Amorpha fruticosa)
H-0529

HerbariumArchived

Expected-Value Indigo

Amorpha fruticosa

A false indigo pressed in 1915 keeps the sky over it at the average: 0.14 inches of rain a day at Yazoo City for seventy-six years.

Pressed specimen of Fire-Refusing Cane (Phyllostachys algida)
H-0532

HerbariumArchived

Fire-Refusing Cane

Phyllostachys algida

A pressed bamboo cane is why a Tangier loft burned for nine hours in 1898 and nothing in it got warmer than 21 °C.

Pressed specimen of Maker's-Hour Liverwort (Conocephalum horarium)
H-0533

HerbariumArchived

Maker's-Hour Liverwort

Conocephalum horarium

A Hardanger liverwort pulls every nearby clock to the local time of the town that made it, and a court once rebuilt a ship's galley from nine of them.

Pressed specimen of Mother-Tongue Pondweed (Potamogeton mutuatus)
H-0534

HerbariumArchived

Mother-Tongue Pondweed

Potamogeton mutuatus

A pondweed above a wartime Icelandic signal station gave the town the weather of whatever language was last spoken over its water.

Pressed specimen of Threshold Oboe-Cane (Arundo donax)
H-0535

HerbariumArchived

Threshold Oboe-Cane

Arundo donax

An oboe reed cut from Vukovar cane is silent except in doorways, and its maker listed 37 of them and sealed a 38th in a footnote.

Pressed specimen of Countersigned Rambler (Rosa libaviensis)
H-0539

HerbariumArchived

Countersigned Rambler

Rosa libaviensis

From 1904, whenever a Libau glassblower signed his name, his hand wrote the name of his rose instead, including on his will.

Pressed specimen of Third-below Coelogyne (Coelogyne subtertia)
H-0540

HerbariumArchived

Third-below Coelogyne

Coelogyne subtertia

Lisu children raised under one Fugong chestnut can sing only a third below another voice; alone they make no note, and neither does the dog.

Pressed specimen of Bad-Faith Spruce (Picea abies)
H-0541

HerbariumArchived

Bad-Faith Spruce

Picea abies

Paper pulped from a Carpathian spruce sheds the ink of any promise its writer means to break, and one herbalist's card has lost a child's dose.

Pressed specimen of Thirty-Round Tillandsia (Tillandsia rivasii)
H-0542

HerbariumArchived

Thirty-Round Tillandsia

Tillandsia rivasii

A pressed Atacama air plant makes every circle near it exactly three diameters round, and a ship's purser had to restate its drum for customs.

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